Calucha - Mahón, Balearic Islands

Iulia T.

Absolutely loved the food - tortillas comes with pan con tomate - runny and delish. Must have tomato salat with onions and capers.

M K.

It looked good and menu looked tasty but can't express how annoyed we were with the staff being rude, food was so much salty but chef didn't even put effort, prawns and octopus from chefs special looked like was just taken out from fridge warmed up and given to us . No design no taste( apart from too much salt ) and it was so little for 35€ it felt like it was just a starter and we big time regretted it.
Tip of the day, don't get fooled by seeing few tables and people's sitting. They just go there for drinks! Sadly we figured this out when it was too late . Shame as the location was good

Sofia D.

Been coming to menorca for 21 years and have never had such a horrible experience on the island!

Just went here for lunch, looked like a lovely place. BUT AVOID AT ALL COSTS!

Staff are horrible and rude!
Food is disgusting!

We ordered 4 omelettes and a plate of croquettes and the food took 45 minutes to arrive as they forgot to put our order through even though the restaurant was empty.

Once the omelettes had arrived they were still half frozen. Some bits were warm and some were cold. Staff admitted to microwaving them and they were not made at the restaurant! And they forgot our croquets!

When we complained they started shouting at us and said they will call the police on us and we’re not letting us pay. All super odd behaviour, very weird staff.

There are many many other places on the port that one should go to such as Opera and Latitude 40, avoid this horrendous restaurant!

Gary C.

Nice spot to sit and watch the cars go by. Well presented tasty Spanish omelette and two beers for €14. Friendly waitress.

Nahyeon K.

Disgusting. Rude. Horrible.
AVOID.

They forgot our order and we waited for food for 40 minutes. We realised the couple who came 20 mins after us got their food.
We had to go to airport at the time so we politely asked the waitress about our food.
We ordered 4 Spanish omelettes, which is easy to cook, but when the omelettes were served in the end, they were so cold.
As we had to be hurry, we just ate them. We just want them to apologise to us that the food was served late and cold before we paid. Apologising to customers is not that difficult. Instead, they shouted to us to call the police as we would not pay although we didnt say we would not pay.
We have been to Menorca for over 20 years. i have never met the staff are so rude like them.
Since it is the off-season, this was the only option.
If there’s 0 star, I will absolutely give this restaurant a zero star.

Stephanie C.

Terrible...avoid .We wandered along the front and thought this looked like a nice place for lunch. We waited politely like us English do to be offered a table. In the mean time some rude foreigners just took the last 2 tables without asking so we were left with table in full sun. We sat down and grumpy staff took our drinks order. After about 10 mins and having ordered our food( very limited expensive options) we saw a table in the shade become available so we moved over. We were then told this table was reserved although no reserved sign on it. Then another table became available in the shade so we moved over to that. Staff were too busy setting up reserved table so I had to ask for our table to be wiped and cleared. I was then told not to move tables without asking by the very rude and surly waitress.!!!! Needless to say we paid for our drinks and left and went to another lovely restaurant along the harbour where we were treated with respect and food was amazing.

Nicoletta D.

Absolutely disgusting food and disgusting rude staff. AVOID

- did not put our order through and were so rude when we asked about the food. They then proceeded to scream at us and say they were going to call guarda civil when we asked for an apology and some money off because the food was frozen and late. They then started bitching about us to other clients. Super overpriced too. So unprofessional and ruined our last lunch in Mahon.

Margaret F.

Wonderful lunch at Calucha! We had the croquttes, chicken curry and meatballs in almond sauce and all were delicious! Service was fantastic and it is such a beautiful spot to sit and enjoy the fabulous views of Mahon Port! Would highly recommend! 👍